Yesterday I drove from Stirling up to Aberdeenshire through the Easter traffic which seems to consist of caravans, Corsas with 10 bikes hanging precariously on the back and fucking pensioners struggling to stay awake…

On four occasions I had to take avoiding action to stay alive and all four were fucking pensioners weaving about in the heavy traffic. One even tried to overtake a truck when I was parallel with them in the outside lane!

So it’s time to take the licences off anyone over 70 - they’re a complete fucking menace (along with women of course!)