Jesus hates Starbucks!

Rants June 1st, 2008

Well the God-bothering Holy Willies are at it again!

Apparently the new Starbucks logo is so offensive that one group of nutters are calling for a boycott of the chain.

The problem? The logo shows a ‘bare-breasted’ mermaid who looks like a prostitute with her legs spread!

Fucking hell! It’s a 16th century Norse drawing of a two-tailed mermaid - so it doesn’t even have fucking legs!

It seems to me that the ‘religious’ are the most sex-obsessed of all. They always seem to be banging (sorry) on about sex and morality but at the same time producing kids (for God) at an industrial rate.

Marrying multiple child-brides seems to be OK for some of these cults and abuse by ministers and priests is quietly swept under the carpet as we have seen time after time.

We have a world full of pain and suffering yet the Great and the Good are getting hot under the collar over a logo for a fucking coffee shop!

I think that tells us all we need to know about the ‘Moral Majority’ as they like to badge themselves.

Personally I’m a bit disappointed that there are no nipples on show!

clipped from www.timesonline.co.uk

“The Starbucks logo has a naked woman on it with her legs spread like a
prostitute,” said Mark Dice, the group’s founder. “Need I say more? The
company might as well call itself Slutbucks.”

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4 pearls of wisdom to “Jesus hates Starbucks!”

billythekid (Check me out!) | June 10th, 2008 at 11:42 am

LMFAO, I love your take on these things. There’s no chance of a splinter in the arse from fence sitting with you!

btk
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Boorach (Check me out!) | June 11th, 2008 at 7:19 pm

Fences are evil, better to kick them down than sit on them!
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Jesus H. Christ (Check me out!) | June 19th, 2008 at 7:24 am

I happen to like $4.00 coffee.

I also find humor in my misguided children who take offense to a logo, but have no problem with a cafe full of pervs wanking into a nappy behind the privacy of their porn-laden laptops.

JHC
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fiftypushing (Check me out!) | June 26th, 2008 at 5:53 am

I find your blog hilarious- witty and ascerbic! Great to find one from Scotland! I cannot believe that so much could be read into the harmless-looking Starbucks logo. You are right about the sexually obsessed - just look at the Moslems. Love the comments on this post - wish I could manage similar - but am not of your generation. I am going to read all your posts! Keep up the good work. (Have a soft spot for Scotland - Aberdeen University 1968 - 73).
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