Shortcut Peril At Crackpot’s Cliff

Arty Farty, Fun! April 22nd, 2006

Ha Ha fucking Twats! Another example of Arty Fartyness are these on board SatNav Systems.

Cliff this way...

Lemmings comes to mind…

Sky News: Shortcut Peril At Crackpot’s Cliff

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Arty Farty Fashion

Arty Farty April 19th, 2006

I was sitting having a coffee (and a fag!) at Heathrow and at the next table…

Poncey Git!

…were two very expensively dressed Italian gents.

Looking very suave they sat there in their designer suits with the labels on the OUTSIDE of the sleeve.

Now if that’s not Arty Farty I don’t know what is. The suits looked expensive anyway so what is the fucking point of having the designer label on the outside unless you want people to think you’re loaded.

Fucking twats, seems that Arty Fartyness is international.

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So, What is Arty Farty?

Arty Farty April 15th, 2006

Well, where do we start…

  • Personalised Number Plates for a start.
  • Those stupid “Hardwood” floors everyone seems to have instead of a nice carpet
  • Spoilers on cars - fucking twats
  • SatNav
  • Food prepared by “Celebrity Chefs” - pile of shite

Anyway there are many, many things that are frankly Arty Farty so let me know your favourites!

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