22Apr/060
Shortcut Peril At Crackpot’s Cliff
Ha Ha fucking Twats! Another example of Arty Fartyness are these on board SatNav Systems.

Lemmings comes to mind…
19Apr/060
Arty Farty Fashion
I was sitting having a coffee (and a fag!) at Heathrow and at the next table…

…were two very expensively dressed Italian gents.
Looking very suave they sat there in their designer suits with the labels on the OUTSIDE of the sleeve.
Now if that’s not Arty Farty I don’t know what is. The suits looked expensive anyway so what is the fucking point of having the designer label on the outside unless you want people to think you’re loaded.
Fucking twats, seems that Arty Fartyness is international.
15Apr/060
So, What is Arty Farty?
Well, where do we start…
- Personalised Number Plates for a start.
- Those stupid “Hardwood” floors everyone seems to have instead of a nice carpet
- Spoilers on cars — fucking twats
- SatNav
- Food prepared by “Celebrity Chefs” — pile of shite
Anyway there are many, many things that are frankly Arty Farty so let me know your favourites!




































