The Anti Arty Farty Party …thoughts of an Ageing Hippy Highlander

4Dec/080

Scared yet?

Be afraid…

How low does it go?

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9Nov/080

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It’s taken me a couple of days to calm down after the result in the Glenrothes by-​election!

What were you thinking of people of Glenrothes? Not only have you voted for the most disreputable, lying, cheating and dangerous party to have taken power in this country, you voted for the most useless, idiotic candidate I’ve ever seen standing in an election — nothing more than lobby-​fodder for the New Labour project. After Margaret Curran in Glasgow East that takes some doing.

Fife, Scotland

Fife, Scotland

Of course, the stinking pile of shite that purports to be the “Scottish” press didn’t help by issuing Labour propaganda as “news” on a daily basis with video headers to boot. The Glasgow Herald is probably the worst for this but the Scotsman and the BBC are little better. As for the red-​tops in Scotland they just are not interested unless there’s a football angle to the story!

The Labour candidate, Lindsay Roy, spend the whole campaign wittering on about reserved issues that he will NEVER have any influence over and I sincerely hope he lives to regret it — even now his website has a banner declaring “Stop SNP charges & cuts”. FFS the only reason for charges was because the Labour Party brought them in and the SNP/​LibDem council had no alternative as the previous Labour council had left things in a desperate state.

I also heard nothing about the Labour councils that have also had to levy charges or the fact that they applied to a tiny minority who can well afford to pay them or that 1000 more of the poorest benefit from free services as a result.

If Mr Roy is the best that Scottish education has to offer then God help us all. Inarticulate, lying, bumbling and by his own admission “not a politician” — why the fuck was he standing for election then?

I feel very sorry for the population of this constituency who have suffered under Labour councils since the Second World War. They fell for the lies, deceit and scaremongering fed them by the scum that pretends to be the party of the working man aided and abetted by the corrupt press and media in Scotland.

Roll on the next General Election. With any luck Labour will be deep in the shite by then as their idiotic, self-​interested “policies” finally collapse around them. England will vote Tory in their millions and Scotland will suffer once again…

UNLESS we take the initiative ourselves and vote for the only party that has the interests of Scotland at heart, the SNP.

I will concede that Alex Salmond should have kept his council before the election. His pronouncements that the election was won probably did appear to be arrogant by some — I’m sure he will learn from this as he is obviously the only competent party leader in the whole Scottish Parliament.

SAOR ALBA

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13Jul/082

Man stabbed at T music festival

clipped from news​.bbc​.co​.uk
A man has suffered multiple wounds after being stabbed at T in the Park, Scotland’s biggest music festival.

We haven’t gone for the last couple of years as the whole thing seems to have succumbed to the scourge of commercialism and to be honest the increase in the crowd capacity has just spoiled things.

This poor bugger has gone for a good time and ended up being stabbed — it’s very sad.

T Camping!!

Perhaps if the police spent a bit more time making sure the neds didn’t get in with blades rather than trying to stop those with a little bit of dope this would be less likely to happen.

I’ve never seen a stoned person commit a violent act but we have to remember who sponsors this event — Tennents.

I’m sure the police were just trying to make sure that everyone got pissed rather than stoned so that Tennents profits could be protected.

I’ve never felt threatened at T but the last time we went the place was awash with neds and chavs, particularly on the Sunday — I suppose they don’t have to bother with work on the Monday.

The place was littered with Buckfast bottles even with a ban on glass containers.

We live in a funny world don’t we? Try to get a bit of blow in and the police dogs will be on you in a flash but it seems you can stroll in carrying blades and bottles without too much trouble.

I wonder if the Boys in Blue had their dogs backstage among the artists — I doubt it!

Don’t get me wrong, I still love T and will definitely be back when the line-​up is worth it. This year’s bunch are all the usual suspects — we’ve seen them all before, in some cases (Kaiser Chiefs) virtually ever year.

And no, I’m not advocating that everyone should be smoking dope but I am a libertarian and I believe that you should be able to choose what you do to your own body — I don’t see how this kind of distorted policing helps. After all alcohol causes more problems than dope yet it’s promoted by society.

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1Jun/083

Stupid, but no big deal…

clipped from www​.independent​.co​.uk

Smokers’ groups and manufacturers have condemned government proposals to clamp down on cigarette vending machines and packets of 10 in an attempt to stop children and young people smoking.”

The NannyNazis are rapidly running out of ideas in their campaign to “de-​normalise” smoking.

These latest ideas are just fucking daft. They won’t have any effect on youth smoking, other than to make it more appealing. It’ll be a challenge to get your hands on a packet of fags — and the guy with the fags will get “respect”.

I’ve never once said that smoking is a good thing, indeed I think we should use all the available existing laws to stop young people from buying tobacco.

Gee's a fag...

We have good enough laws in place — just enforce them. Any retailer found to be selling fags to minors should lose their licence to sell tobacco — no questions, no appeals just take the licence away. And the same goes for drink, by the way.

Scotland has increased the legal age to buy tobacco to 18 — good I say. But once you reach 18 then you’re free to choose whether you smoke or not — in exactly the same way you decide to climb mountains or not or drive very fast motor bikes or not.

These are all risky activities but we should all have the choice about which risks we want to take in life.

As far as banning fag-​machines is concerned I couldn’t give a fuck! They’re a complete rip-​off anyway and I’d be delighted to see the greedy bastards who operate them out of business.

No branding? So what, I don’t smoke the packet so a plain white one is fine by me. Actually leaves more room to doodle on it — unless they cover it with pictures of dying people or diseased organs.

Many great inventions started as a scribble on the back of a fag packet!

Hiding them under the counter? Sounds OK to me…

…Or am I supposed to feel like a dirty old pervert when I go into a shop and surreptitiously ask for 20 in a plain bag please!

This is de-​normalisation at work.

So no, I’m not one of the pro-​smokers complaining about the latest ravings. I don’t care — these measures are bound to be completely pointless and will do nothing to stop youngsters seeing smoking as ‘cool’.

And anyway, how will they roll a decent joint with out some baccy.

Maybe they’ll just skin-​up with pure grass instead — looks like it’ll be easier for them to get a hold of than tobacco.

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1Jun/087

Jesus hates Starbucks!

Well the God-​bothering Holy Willies are at it again!

Apparently the new Starbucks logo is so offensive that one group of nutters are calling for a boycott of the chain.

The problem? The logo shows a ‘bare-​breasted’ mermaid who looks like a prostitute with her legs spread!

Starbucks Coffee

Fucking hell! It’s a 16th century Norse drawing of a two-​tailed mermaid — so it doesn’t even have fucking legs!

It seems to me that the ‘religious’ are the most sex-​obsessed of all. They always seem to be banging (sorry) on about sex and morality but at the same time producing kids (for God) at an industrial rate.

Marrying multiple child-​brides seems to be OK for some of these cults and abuse by ministers and priests is quietly swept under the carpet as we have seen time after time.

We have a world full of pain and suffering yet the Great and the Good are getting hot under the collar over a logo for a fucking coffee shop!

I think that tells us all we need to know about the ‘Moral Majority’ as they like to badge themselves.

Personally I’m a bit disappointed that there are no nipples on show!

clipped from www​.timesonline​.co​.uk

“The Starbucks logo has a naked woman on it with her legs spread like a
prostitute,” said Mark Dice, the group’s founder. “Need I say more? The
company might as well call itself Slutbucks.”
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