The Anti Arty Farty Party …thoughts of an Ageing Hippy Highlander

13Jul/081

Man stabbed at T music festival

clipped from news​.bbc​.co​.uk
A man has suffered multiple wounds after being stabbed at T in the Park, Scotland’s biggest music festival.

We haven’t gone for the last couple of years as the whole thing seems to have succumbed to the scourge of commercialism and to be honest the increase in the crowd capacity has just spoiled things.

This poor bugger has gone for a good time and ended up being stabbed — it’s very sad.

T Camping!!

Perhaps if the police spent a bit more time making sure the neds didn’t get in with blades rather than trying to stop those with a little bit of dope this would be less likely to happen.

I’ve never seen a stoned person commit a violent act but we have to remember who sponsors this event — Tennents.

I’m sure the police were just trying to make sure that everyone got pissed rather than stoned so that Tennents profits could be protected.

I’ve never felt threatened at T but the last time we went the place was awash with neds and chavs, particularly on the Sunday — I suppose they don’t have to bother with work on the Monday.

The place was littered with Buckfast bottles even with a ban on glass containers.

We live in a funny world don’t we? Try to get a bit of blow in and the police dogs will be on you in a flash but it seems you can stroll in carrying blades and bottles without too much trouble.

I wonder if the Boys in Blue had their dogs backstage among the artists — I doubt it!

Don’t get me wrong, I still love T and will definitely be back when the line-​up is worth it. This year’s bunch are all the usual suspects — we’ve seen them all before, in some cases (Kaiser Chiefs) virtually ever year.

And no, I’m not advocating that everyone should be smoking dope but I am a libertarian and I believe that you should be able to choose what you do to your own body — I don’t see how this kind of distorted policing helps. After all alcohol causes more problems than dope yet it’s promoted by society.

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30May/080

Ban on drunken chat-​up for thief

clipped from news​.bbc​.co​.uk
A convicted rapist who stole underwear has been banned for life from making sexual advances towards women while under the influence of alcohol.
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I fucking love it!

Sorry, I don’t mean to trivialise the seriousness of mysoginistic crimes perpetrated by fuckwits like this.

I just wanted to point out what a stupid fucking order this sheriff handed down;

The Sexual Offences Prevention Order prohibits Allan for life…

from approaching any females who are not known to him whilst under the influence of alcohol and using sexualised and/​or threatening behaviour towards them.”

So I take it it’s OK for him to do all of the above if he is not under the influence of alcohol?

If he doesn’t understand that this kind of behaviour is not acceptable then why is he not locked up?

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21May/080

Another NannyNazi Hypocrite

clipped from news​.bbc​.co​.uk

Alcohol expert given driving ban

A government alcohol abuse expert has been banned from driving after he was caught drink driving twice.
Just another example of an overpaid, idiot. Paid for with YOUR taxes.

This twat spends his time preaching to the great unwashed about the dangers of alcohol while getting pissed in his garden shed to avoid the wife, or so he claimed when police visited him following a report from a worried taxi driver.

Drunk Drivers

So he’s not just a hypocrite but a fucking liar to boot.

Good title BBC, he is indeed an alcohol expert…

…expert at drinking the stuff and then driving a car!

BTW he thinks it’s “ironic” that he finds himself in this position.

Ironic, my arse, it’s a fucking disgrace and he should be debarred from any public office or consultancy in the future.

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27Oct/060

Call for increase in alcohol tax!

What is it about this fucking country??

It seems that the universal problem solving tool kit consists of banning or taxing things!

So, the oiks are getting above themselves because they’re far too well off and can afford to get pissed.

We all know that this, of course, should be reserved for the rich…

…judges, politicians etc. How dare ordinary people spend their money in this way.

Cheers!

Yet again the NannyNazis have a solution…

…just make booze so expensive that Joe Average can’t afford it and — Hey Presto — we’ve solved the problems caused by alcohol abuse at a stroke.

Oh, and the rich can carry on pissing it up as before as an increase in tax won’t bother them — the wine cellar contents are probably a tax write-​off anyway.

Do we really vote for these people?

Are our Police now so completely Politically Correct that they can’t see the obvious folly of this kind of rubbish?

Alcohol is cheaper in virtually every other country in the world and yet they don’t seem to have any more problems than we do…

…so shouldn’t we be looking for other reasons for the high incidence of liver disease and domestic violence caused by alcohol abuse in our fair land?

BBC NEWS | Health | Police back call for alcohol tax

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27Sep/060

Made by Monks, Drunk by Punks

If ever you needed proof that the odious Andy Kerr, our esteemed “Health” Minister, is a total prat then this is it.
He’s been having a rant about Buckfast, that delicious beverage made by monks in Devon and drunk by fucking idiots in West/​Central Scotland. I say West/​Central because it’s consumption is pretty well limited to the neds that live there. I used to love it when I worked in Oddbins in Aberdeen on big match days — the poor souls coming up for matches just couldn’t understand why they couldn’t buy their beloved “Buckie” anywhere in the City!

Pish anyone?

There’s something different about that drink,” says Mr Kerr, calling it “seriously bad”. Of course, he’s not the first politician to have it in for the old Broon Sauce — Cathie Jamieson, so called “Justice” Minister, has previously called for it to be banned.

So we’re back to banning things as a solution to a problem. It’s not the fucking drink that’s the problem you fucking twats it’s the morons who drink it! So you ban Buckfast and suddenly every ned in Scotland signs the pledge…aye, right! How about getting the Polis off their big fat arses and actually do something useful — like arresting the greedy little corner shop owners who sell this pish to kids.

Perhaps you should ban finest Malt Whisky as well as it seems to turn some of your colleagues into arsonists.

God, this lot of comic singers really make my blood boil.

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