My beautiful, talented daughter, The Lassie is 20 today and is spending her first birthday away from home (preferring the obvious choice of a pissup in Glasgow with her mates to sitting in the house with us lot - not a difficult choice methinks!)

Anyway, Happy Birthday Sorcha! Have a great night out with Emmy and I’ll see you on Monday to get you moved. (She’s moving into a flat after a year in Uni accommodation)