Ban on drunken chat-up for thief

Musings May 30th, 2008

clipped from news.bbc.co.uk
A convicted rapist who stole underwear has been banned for life from making sexual advances towards women while under the influence of alcohol.
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I fucking love it!

Sorry, I don’t mean to trivialise the seriousness of mysoginistic crimes perpetrated by fuckwits like this.

I just wanted to point out what a stupid fucking order this sheriff handed down;

The Sexual Offences Prevention Order prohibits Allan for life…

from approaching any females who are not known to him whilst under the influence of alcohol and using sexualised and/or threatening behaviour towards them.”

So I take it it’s OK for him to do all of the above if he is not under the influence of alcohol?

If he doesn’t understand that this kind of behaviour is not acceptable then why is he not locked up?

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Another NannyNazi Hypocrite

Politics, Rants May 21st, 2008

clipped from news.bbc.co.uk

Alcohol expert given driving ban

A government alcohol abuse expert has been banned from driving after he was caught drink driving twice.
Just another example of an overpaid, idiot. Paid for with YOUR taxes.

This twat spends his time preaching to the great unwashed about the dangers of alcohol while getting pissed in his garden shed to avoid the wife, or so he claimed when police visited him following a report from a worried taxi driver.

Drunk Drivers

So he’s not just a hypocrite but a fucking liar to boot.

Good title BBC, he is indeed an alcohol expert…

…expert at drinking the stuff and then driving a car!

BTW he thinks it’s “ironic” that he finds himself in this position.

Ironic, my arse, it’s a fucking disgrace and he should be debarred from any public office or consultancy in the future.

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Booze ban for Gigs!

Rants September 15th, 2006

OK, we know that our masters have fuck all to do and here’s their latest little breeze. It’s being proposed that alcohol companies should not be allowed to sponsor music gigs and festivals as this is contributing to binge drinking - my arse!

The whole point of going to a festival is to get off your face and have a couple of days away from these interfering wankers and I don’t see many festival goers suddenly deciding to go tee-total just because the festival isn’t sponsored by a drink company. “IrnBru in the Park” anyone?

Oh Yes!

When will they realise that the answers to society’s problems will not be found by banning things?

As for the binge drinking thing - I remember well (quite well) my teens in the 60s and 70s and we were binge drinking then - so what’s new?

So just get off our backs and get on with doing the things we want you to do - fix the roads, sort out the bloody awful health service, bring back the belt in schools, hang fucking child murderers…

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We Came, We Saw, We got off our faces!!

Family, Fun! July 10th, 2006

Well, jolly old T was a bit wet and cold but the entertainment was up to the usual high calibre.

We didn’t have a great start, the fucking car broke down half way between Aberdeen and Dundee. It was then that I discovered my AA membership had expired (of course).

Anyway, on to the AA who sent a total saint out 10 minutes after I called. He got us back to Aberdeen where he took us to a garage who could get the car fixed for when we got back. So we ended up having to hire a car - expensive weekend! (Don’t tell The Wife, for God’s sake)

We were only 2 hours behind schedule in the end so fucking great recovery methinks!

Highlights for me? The Who were awesome, certainly showed the young uns what a great rock band is all about. I’m afraid a bout of temporary unconciousness prevented all three of us seeing The Chillis - that and the fucking freezing rain!

The Strokes were fantastic as usual but the real surprise for me was Manu Chao - incredible!

Anyway, me, The Laddie and his Mate managed to get a wee bit minced on the Friday night after we got the tent up and we continued in that mode right up till we fell over on Sunday night!

Much time was spent in the Slam Tent - just staring slack jawed…

…so that’s why they call it Trance!

Didn’t do the Ceilidh Tent this year, every time we went over they seemed to be between bands…oh well, next year!

Teriffic T!

The Lassie and her friend went their own way so we didn’t see much of them but I believe a good time was had by all.

Big shout to Sarah who claims to be a regular reader of AAFP!!

So tickets go on sale tomorrow morning for next year so I’d better be up bright and early to nab a couple (yes, 9:00am is bright and early for me!)

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