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OK, When do we get told?

I’ve been sitting here waiting to be told who I have to support in the World Cup Final but nobody has let me know yet. I’m a bit worried that I’ll offend someone by supporting the wrong team and I … Continue reading

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Ceud Mile Failte!

So, the Ministry of Silly Statistics and General Bullshit (AKA visitscotland) are very worried that Scottish Tourism will suffer due to a lack of English visitors this Summer. They reckon that 50p in every tourist £ is spent by the … Continue reading

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Enough Already!

I promise not to mention football again until after the World Cup! I’ve just heard the biggest pile of utter, utter shite on Sky News. “Beckham raises the flag, just like the millions of flags fluttering over England, as the … Continue reading

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Engerland! Engerland!

So the great Jimmy Hill thinks the Scots should support Engerland in the World Cup just because we were on the same side during WWII and we’re neighbours (note the correct spelling US readers!). We’re in trouble if that’s to … Continue reading

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Mass Suicides Across Engerland

Oh for fuck’s sake, gie’s a break! So Wayne Rooney has hurt his ickle foot and now all the Engerland fans are topping themselves because they don’t think they have a chance in the World Cup without him. Now don’t … Continue reading

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