Conservative and Lib Dem leaders in Scotland have spoken of their serious concern over Wendy Alexander’s policy shift on a referendum on independence.

Personally I’m delighted!

Bendy Wendy and her band of no-hopers are the best thing that could have happened to Scotland.

The longer she’s “in charge” of Labour in Scotland the better the chances of the SNP increasing their lead and finally bringing us to Independence.

These arseholes are so used to calling the shots that they can’t get it into their dull, thick heads that they can’t do what they want any more. We put up with them for generations and now, I hope, the Scottish people have finally had enough of this corrupt crony ridden bunch of crooks.

The dearth of talent is obvious - a choice between Andy Kerr and Wendy Alexander!

So, not much point in getting rid of her as they’d just have to replace her with another numpty.

I’m loving it all!

I really hope that Headcases picks up on this…

…there couldn’t be a better candidate - they could just portray her as she is!

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…and a good thing too!

I will never, and would not permit my children to, pledge allegiance to The Queen or any other of the hangers-on that parade themselves as our betters. The sooner they all get jobs and pay their dues the better for me.

I listened to the idiot that came up with this crap idea and he didn’t think it should be a problem for Republicans to swear allegiance to the Queen. Do we actually go out looking for morons to take up these positions? Why would a Republican EVER consider such an act?

Personally, I’d be happy to swear allegiance to The Saltire and the People of Scotland as that would be a worthy cause. I just pray that I live long enough to see it happen.

This kind of shite just serves to confirm what a bunch of total no-hopers inhabit our “Government”. Gordon Brown has been a complete disappointment - in fact, I think he’s even worse than Blair, if that’s possible!

So are you listening yet Scotland?

Make sure you vote SNP next time round and let’s finally get rid of the corrupt, sleazy, spin-ridden NuLabour once and for all.

Scottish Government Would Oppose Plans For British Citizenship Ceremonies, Says Minister - The Daily Record

In the mail today I received a very important information booklet from the Scottish Executive telling me all about The Breastfeeding etc. (Scotland) Act 2005. Not sure what the “etc” refers to but the rest of it is enlightening reading.

It seems that the people of Scotland are so repressed that the Grand Poobahs have decided we need a law making it an offence to:

“…prevent or stop a person in charge of a child feeding that child milk in a public place.”

It goes on to define what “Milk” is and what a “Public Place” is, just in case we didn’t know.

Two things here.

1. Why do we need this? Are there really that many people who find this completely natural and normal activity so offensive?
2. Another example of the need to legislate that seems to infect our politicians.

Personally I love tits and as far as I’m concerned the ladies can get them out any time they like.

WayHay!!

So our Lords and Masters in the Scottish Executive have decided that they need to spend their time and our money on a study of the Adult Entertainment Industry.

They’ve set up a grand body called The Adult Entertainment Working Group (AEWG) to “look into” (I’ll bet) the industry and come up with recommendations. Are their expense accounts not big enough that they need to get into the clubs under the guise of “study”.

Are these fucking people for real? Save The Children has just released a damning report on child poverty in Scotland yet the great and the good feel the need to waste time and money studying the working conditions of lap-dancers! You couldn’t make it up.

And their recommendations?

• National regulations should be created to apply to all adult entertainment activity
  So they can go back regularly to check up
• Performers should not touch, or be touched by, customers, keeping 1m distance
  Tape measures out!
• There should be adequate security to prevent illegal activity
   Duh!?
• All activities should be visible at all times
  Not much fucking point if it’s NOT visible
• There should be a minimum age of 18 for performers, public and employed staff
   Duh!?
• Councils should decide whether full nudity is appropriate for a specific venue
  Make sure the fucking cooncil mannies can get in on the act
• Regulations should not apply to artistic performances
  That’s OK then, “I’m showing my fanny as a work of art, honest Guv”. (US alert - in the UK a fanny is the “front-bottom” not your arse, sorry ass)

For me the point is - Why do blokes want to go to these places and look at naked ladies? What’s the point of a look without a feel?

It’s a bit like taking a kid to an ice cream parlour for a look at a Knickerbocker Glory but making sure that they’re kept a good 1m away from it at all times!

So lads if you’re all so desperate to see some flesh - here you go