Alexander quits as Labour leader

Politics June 28th, 2008

clipped from news.bbc.co.uk
Wendy Alexander has quit as Scottish Labour leader amid the row over donations to her leadership campaign.

What a shame!  She should have been prosecuted before she had the chance to resign.  And we need to ensure that criminals are not permitted to stand for public office in the future.  I’m sure the good people of Paisley are delighted that they’re represented by such a disgrace.

You only have to have a look at Paisley to see what generations of Labour rule have done for them - fuck all.

Sorry Folks, I won't put her mug on again!

Yet she continues to blame everyone else for her blatantly criminal behaviour.  She even admits that she broke the law put in place by her own administration!

But, of course, she “acted in good faith” - yea right!…

…just make that cheque for £995, no need to make it a round thousand!

The time has come for the Labour Party in Scotland to grow up and realise that they no longer run the show (for their own benefit).

So another leader needed - that’s going to be fun as they are ALL a shower of no-hopers and hangers-on.  We have Cathy Jamieson as interim leader - nuff said.
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Another NannyNazi Hypocrite

Politics, Rants May 21st, 2008

clipped from news.bbc.co.uk

Alcohol expert given driving ban
A government alcohol abuse expert has been banned from driving after he was caught drink driving twice.
Just another example of an overpaid, idiot. Paid for with YOUR taxes.

This twat spends his time preaching to the great unwashed about the dangers of alcohol while getting pissed in his garden shed to avoid the wife, or so he claimed when police visited him following a report from a worried taxi driver.

Drunk Drivers

So he’s not just a hypocrite but a fucking liar to boot.

Good title BBC, he is indeed an alcohol expert…

…expert at drinking the stuff and then driving a car!

BTW he thinks it’s “ironic” that he finds himself in this position.

Ironic, my arse, it’s a fucking disgrace and he should be debarred from any public office or consultancy in the future.

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It’s a larf!

Fun! April 22nd, 2006

Halifax Building Society is very pleased to announce that they are installing new “Drive Thru” Cash Dispensers.

To enable customers to gain maximum benefit from this new facility they have conducted intensive behavioural studies to come up with the appropriate procedures for their use.

AS FOLLOWS:

Procedures for MALE customers

  • Drive up to the cash machine
  • Wind down your car window
  • Insert your card into machine and enter PIN
  • Enter amount of cash required and withdraw
  • Retrieve card, cash, and receipt
  • Wind up window
  • Drive off

Procedures for FEMALE customers

  • Drive up to the cash machine
  • Reverse the required distance to align car window with cash machine
  • Re-start the stalled engine
  • Wind down the window
  • Find handbag, remove all contents onto passenger seat to find card
  • Turn the radio down
  • Attempt to insert card into machine
  • Open car door to allow easier access to cash machine due to its excessive distance from the car
  • Insert card
  • Re-insert card the right way up
  • Re-enter handbag to find diary with your PIN number written on the inside back page
  • Enter PIN
  • Press “cancel”, and re-enter correct PIN
  • Enter amount of cash required
  • Check make-up in rear view mirror
  • Retrieve cash and receipt
  • Empty handbag again, to locate purse and place cash inside
  • Place receipt in back of chequebook
  • Re-check make-up
  • Drive forward 2 metres
  • Reverse back to cash machine
  • Retrieve card
  • Re-empty handbag, locate card holder, and place card into slot provided
  • Restart stalled engine and pull off
  • Drive for 2 to 3 miles
  • Release handbrake.
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