Not happy with banning smoking in pubs (on the bogus passive smoking ticket), the NannyNazis have now turned their attention to the efforts of publicans to make the ordeal of having a fag a little more comfortable by branding patio heaters as the next huge environmental disaster.

Personally I think these heaters are just fucking daft - trying to heat up OUTDOORS seems to me a bit like farting against thunder - it ain’t going to work very well! I’d rather be sitting in front of a roaring fire in my pub having a pint and a smoke in peace.

However, I don’t buy the whole “global warming” panic - our climate has fluctuated throughout history and to be quite honest I wouldn’t mind it being a bit warmer here in Bonny Scotland. Second, it’s estimated that the TOTAL contribution to UK carbon emissions made by ALL patio heaters is 0.002%!!

Are we all really so fucking stupid? Why do we listen to this utter shite?

Anyway, sorry for being away so long - my January depression spilled over into February! To be honest there were so many things that incensed me lately I lost the will to rant. I am however raising a head of steam and will have to get on and do some serious slagging soon.

WATCH VIDEO

This caught my eye and it sums up the cynical shite our children are bombarded with on a daily basis.

You should support any campaign that seeks honesty

The God-botherers at No Religion, Just Jesus think my blog is “Repulsive”. It’s obvious that they haven’t actually read any of it but simply saw a “bad” word and reacted as expected. It’s that old “Bad” word gland again!

I’ll tell you what’s repulsive:

• The “Christian” Right in the US supporting the killing and carnage being perpetrated all over the world in their name. With people like this around it’s not surprising that some Muslims believe there is another Crusade underway.
• This woman’s view of Islam - “I believe all the peace talks in the world will not stop this battle. It will be finished when Jesus returns riding on a white horse!” (Don’t remember any references to Jesus galloping back to save us on a horse in my religious education, and why does it have to be a “white” horse?!)
• This woman’s view of homosexuality - apparently they’re all bound for Hell too. I’m no fan of the noisy “gay” lobby but I don’t advocate that they should be executed for their condition - I just wish they’d shut the fuck up.
• The sick sidebar content on her site - “150,000 People Will Die Today. The counter to the side is ticking off the number of people who have died since you opened this web page. The vast majority of those people are entering Hell.” The arrogance is astounding - she’ll be going to Heaven, of course.

The assumption of moral superiority that seems to infect this bunch of hypocrites. That was blown away in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina which highlighted the uncaring attitude of the Great & the Good toward the Poor and Black people devastated by this tragedy - no doubt they believe this to be a punishment from God.

So, I’ll take my chances when Judgement Day comes. I live a decent life, I don’t take advantage of others. I might swear but I don’t lie, cheat and murder.

In fact, if this lot are typical of the likely population of the Kingdom of Heaven I think I’d rather go elsewhere!