On the subject of pensioners, I’m not too far off getting mine!

Having said that I do believe that there comes a time when we have to say to the old gits that it’s time to put on the slippers and let someone else do the driving…

70 seems like a reasonable age, after all we deem those under 17 as unfit to drive cars so why not have an upper limit as well?

Day after day I see poor old souls meandering about on our very busy roads and our press is full of tragic stories of accidents caused by our senior citizens.

It seems to me that those who aren’t on about 20 medications are suffering from some sort of dementia!

Traffic is very different today than it was even 10 years ago and you’ve got to be on high alert anytime you go out in a vehicle. The days of the leisurely “run” are well and truely over!

Yesterday I drove from Stirling up to Aberdeenshire through the Easter traffic which seems to consist of caravans, Corsas with 10 bikes hanging precariously on the back and fucking pensioners struggling to stay awake…

On four occasions I had to take avoiding action to stay alive and all four were fucking pensioners weaving about in the heavy traffic. One even tried to overtake a truck when I was parallel with them in the outside lane!

So it’s time to take the licences off anyone over 70 - they’re a complete fucking menace (along with women of course!)