Jesus hates Starbucks!

Rants June 1st, 2008

Well the God-bothering Holy Willies are at it again!

Apparently the new Starbucks logo is so offensive that one group of nutters are calling for a boycott of the chain.

The problem? The logo shows a ‘bare-breasted’ mermaid who looks like a prostitute with her legs spread!

Starbucks Coffee

Fucking hell! It’s a 16th century Norse drawing of a two-tailed mermaid - so it doesn’t even have fucking legs!

It seems to me that the ‘religious’ are the most sex-obsessed of all. They always seem to be banging (sorry) on about sex and morality but at the same time producing kids (for God) at an industrial rate.

Marrying multiple child-brides seems to be OK for some of these cults and abuse by ministers and priests is quietly swept under the carpet as we have seen time after time.

We have a world full of pain and suffering yet the Great and the Good are getting hot under the collar over a logo for a fucking coffee shop!

I think that tells us all we need to know about the ‘Moral Majority’ as they like to badge themselves.

Personally I’m a bit disappointed that there are no nipples on show!

clipped from www.timesonline.co.uk

“The Starbucks logo has a naked woman on it with her legs spread like a
prostitute,” said Mark Dice, the group’s founder. “Need I say more? The
company might as well call itself Slutbucks.”
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PLEASE, Don’t Ridicule ME, I’m an artist!

Fun!, Rants May 3rd, 2006

The more observant amongst you may have noticed that one of the links in my Arty Farty Pish list has disappeared.

The poor, angst ridden “artist” actually emailed me to ask that I remove the link and as I’m not a completely evil sod I did but all he/she achieved was to prove that they are indeed a pretentious, humourless wanker purveying a load of Arty Farty Pish.

I would have thought that the kind of shite on offer needed every link exposure it could get - no pleasing some people.

Anyway, I toyed with including the link here and asking the Great Unwashed to pass judgement in a poll but I didn’t want to risk this poor sensitive soul doing harm to themselves so I thought better of it.

I wonder if any of the others will pluck up courage to demand removal of their link? I wait with bated breath.

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