TFI February!" href="http://www.antiartyfartyparty.co.uk/2007/02/tfi-february/" rel="bookmark">TFI February!
OK, I fucking hate January so I refuse to communicate during this most miserable of months. All that fucking Christmas hype followed by a massive piss up and the biggest downer of the year — January.
Happy New Year…yeah, yeah
Still, I see the world is just as big a fucking mess as it was last year — killing, cheating…spying…
…The Scottish Executive are planning to do saliva swabs on kids in school to see if they’re being exposed to passive smoking (and what else I wonder?).
I sincerely hope that every right-minded parent refuses point-blank to give their consent to this utterly unacceptable intrusion into peoples’ private lives. What next, CCTV in our bedrooms to make sure we’re all screwing to the lastest Government guidelines. It’s just fucking ridiculous.
Of course when they detect the traces in little Johnny’s spit they’ll send round the Smoking Cessation Officer and the Five-a-day Adviser to give you a good telling off and put you on a “plan”.
That’s when you find out that Johnny has been having a sly spliff behind the bikesheds!
I didn’t really notice too much else in January because I hibernate mentally — I just can’t cope with the total misery that is January.
Well, except for the utterly pointless and vindictive execution of Saddam and his cronies. What was that supposed to achieve, apart from more bloodshed and grief? I really despair about the way our political masters seem hell-bent on leading us into disaster.
Anyway, my birthday soon and I like my birthday.
SMOKER DETECTOR" href="http://www.antiartyfartyparty.co.uk/2006/10/not-a-smoke-detector-but-a-smoker-detector/" rel="bookmark">Not a smoke detector but a SMOKER DETECTOR
So this is where we’re heading?
Orwell must be laughing up his sleeve!
Let’s just forget about educating our kids about smoking and it’s dangers — we’ll just set up some covert detection so that we can just punish them when they transgress, much easier.
That way they can learn from an early age that they are never trusted by authority and will be spied on for the rest of their lives.
Of course, it’s not as clever as it purports to be — most school kids I know would have this stupid system fucked within a day of installation. Just flick on a lighter everytime you visit the bog, leave smartish and, lo and behold the whole thing is soon swamped with false alarms and becomes totally pointless!
When ARE we all going to wake up!!
5%" href="http://www.antiartyfartyparty.co.uk/2006/10/cigarette-sales-rise-5/" rel="bookmark">Cigarette sales rise 5%
Well, that was an unqualified success then, wasn’t it?
The NannyNazis have managed to take smoking out of an adult environment, namely pubs, and increase the number of children being exposed to smoke in the home. Well done! And no doubt the amount of unregulated drinking in the home has also increased.
And just to cap it all the number of fags sold has increased by 5%!
Cigarette sales rise 5% — Times Online
For me this isn’t about smoking, it’s about freedom to do as you want as long as you don’t hurt anyone else, it’s about choice. Smoking is obviously not a smart thing to do but then neither is playing rugby or climing bloody mountains!
The legislation, if needed at all, should simply have made publicans declare their premises as smoking or no smoking and the market would have sorted this mess out.
If there was such a market for non-smoking bars and pubs why didn’t the industry impose their own smoking ban?
So it looks like the Great Scottish Public have stuck two fingers (OK one if you’re a yank) at the nannying, intrusive tactics of the bunch of fucking morons who seem to run this country.
You Smoke, You Stink
Many of you will have seen this piece of offensive junk on the TV masquerading as a “Health” campaign. What a fucking cheek!
The script has a guy eyeing up a piece of hot “ass” across the room only to stagger away, about to faint, when he discovers she’s a smoker and she “stinks”!
Aye right, like he’s going to pass up on a dream shag because she’s had a fag!
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Anyway I think it’s ironic that many large nightclubs in Scotland have had to start pumping perfume into their ventilation systems because of the awful stink that’s become apparent since the smoking ban came in!
All that farting and burping has come home to roost — brilliant!
For me there is no worse stink than that which emanates from the sanctimonious.
Toot, Toot, Puff, Puff
Now the morons at the Scottish Parliament want to ban smoking in private cars — on safety grounds.
Why don’t they just ban tobacco and be done with it?
Because they all know that they make a fortune from the ridiculous taxes they levy on tobacco and they also know that there would be open revolt if they tried it.
I didn’t vote for ignorant fucking politicians to persuade me to give up smoking — I DON’T WANT TO GIVE UP, I LIKE SMOKING.
All I can hope for is that the Scottish people wake up and get rid of Jack McConnell and his band of total twats at the next election. This man is a complete embarrassment to Scotland, everything he touches turns to shite.
So hands off — I’ll smoke in my car if I want to — it’s simply NOT YOUR BUSINESS.
And if they’re so concerned about safety then the next logical thing to do is introduce a complete ban on children in cars.
I see more near misses caused by parents screaming at their brats in the car than any other single factor apart from Pensioners (who’re just dangerous anyway)
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