Stupid, but no big deal…

Musings, Rants June 1st, 2008

clipped from www.independent.co.uk

Smokers’ groups and manufacturers have condemned government proposals to clamp down on cigarette vending machines and packets of 10 in an attempt to stop children and young people smoking.”

The NannyNazis are rapidly running out of ideas in their campaign to “de-normalise“ smoking.

These latest ideas are just fucking daft. They won’t have any effect on youth smoking, other than to make it more appealing. It’ll be a challenge to get your hands on a packet of fags - and the guy with the fags will get “respect”.

I’ve never once said that smoking is a good thing, indeed I think we should use all the available existing laws to stop young people from buying tobacco.

Gee's a fag...

We have good enough laws in place - just enforce them. Any retailer found to be selling fags to minors should lose their licence to sell tobacco - no questions, no appeals just take the licence away. And the same goes for drink, by the way.

Scotland has increased the legal age to buy tobacco to 18 - good I say.  But once you reach 18 then you’re free to choose whether you smoke or not - in exactly the same way you decide to climb mountains or not or drive very fast motor bikes or not.

These are all risky activities but we should all have the choice about which risks we want to take in life.

As far as banning fag-machines is concerned I couldn’t give a fuck! They’re a complete rip-off anyway and I’d be delighted to see the greedy bastards who operate them out of business.

No branding? So what, I don’t smoke the packet so a plain white one is fine by me. Actually leaves more room to doodle on it - unless they cover it with pictures of dying people or diseased organs.

Many great inventions started as a scribble on the back of a fag packet!

Hiding them under the counter? Sounds OK to me…

…Or am I supposed to feel like a dirty old pervert when I go into a shop and surreptitiously ask for 20 in a plain bag please!

This is de-normalisation at work.

So no, I’m not one of the pro-smokers complaining about the latest ravings. I don’t care - these measures are bound to be completely pointless and will do nothing to stop youngsters seeing smoking as ‘cool’.

And anyway, how will they roll a decent joint with out some baccy.

Maybe they’ll just skin-up with pure grass instead - looks like it’ll be easier for them to get a hold of than tobacco.

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Jesus hates Starbucks!

Rants June 1st, 2008

Well the God-bothering Holy Willies are at it again!

Apparently the new Starbucks logo is so offensive that one group of nutters are calling for a boycott of the chain.

The problem? The logo shows a ‘bare-breasted’ mermaid who looks like a prostitute with her legs spread!

Starbucks Coffee

Fucking hell! It’s a 16th century Norse drawing of a two-tailed mermaid - so it doesn’t even have fucking legs!

It seems to me that the ‘religious’ are the most sex-obsessed of all. They always seem to be banging (sorry) on about sex and morality but at the same time producing kids (for God) at an industrial rate.

Marrying multiple child-brides seems to be OK for some of these cults and abuse by ministers and priests is quietly swept under the carpet as we have seen time after time.

We have a world full of pain and suffering yet the Great and the Good are getting hot under the collar over a logo for a fucking coffee shop!

I think that tells us all we need to know about the ‘Moral Majority’ as they like to badge themselves.

Personally I’m a bit disappointed that there are no nipples on show!

clipped from www.timesonline.co.uk

“The Starbucks logo has a naked woman on it with her legs spread like a
prostitute,” said Mark Dice, the group’s founder. “Need I say more? The
company might as well call itself Slutbucks.”
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Ban on drunken chat-up for thief

Musings May 30th, 2008

clipped from news.bbc.co.uk
A convicted rapist who stole underwear has been banned for life from making sexual advances towards women while under the influence of alcohol.
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I fucking love it!

Sorry, I don’t mean to trivialise the seriousness of mysoginistic crimes perpetrated by fuckwits like this.

I just wanted to point out what a stupid fucking order this sheriff handed down;

The Sexual Offences Prevention Order prohibits Allan for life…

from approaching any females who are not known to him whilst under the influence of alcohol and using sexualised and/or threatening behaviour towards them.”

So I take it it’s OK for him to do all of the above if he is not under the influence of alcohol?

If he doesn’t understand that this kind of behaviour is not acceptable then why is he not locked up?

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Another NannyNazi Hypocrite

Politics, Rants May 21st, 2008

clipped from news.bbc.co.uk

Alcohol expert given driving ban

A government alcohol abuse expert has been banned from driving after he was caught drink driving twice.
Just another example of an overpaid, idiot. Paid for with YOUR taxes.

This twat spends his time preaching to the great unwashed about the dangers of alcohol while getting pissed in his garden shed to avoid the wife, or so he claimed when police visited him following a report from a worried taxi driver.

Drunk Drivers

So he’s not just a hypocrite but a fucking liar to boot.

Good title BBC, he is indeed an alcohol expert…

…expert at drinking the stuff and then driving a car!

BTW he thinks it’s “ironic” that he finds himself in this position.

Ironic, my arse, it’s a fucking disgrace and he should be debarred from any public office or consultancy in the future.

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Wot’s all this then?

Rants May 18th, 2008

clipped from www.dailymail.co.uk
Imagine a country where strangers have the right to ask intrusive questions and store the answers on a database.

I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry when I read this.

If anyone needs any more proof that we’re drifting to a Police State then here it is.

This kind of “interviewing” of the young and vulnerable by the NannyNazis is bound to be abused by the over zealous.

So, your kid has an argument with you and later they get interviewed by some fucking social worker type who decides their quality of life is being affected…

…you know the rest, it’s already happened many times.

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